MAGGIE AND HER FAMILY

                 

Margaret, a daughter from a polygamous home shows that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. She has made it her purpose in life to find any available guy and ride him like a crazy Danfo driver until she met Alex and everything changed.

Maggie:
Bisola, you needed to have seen this guy; very cute, tall, smells nice and extremely intelligent. His eyes were damn sexy and you know what melted me? The way he looked at me, Chai! I had to dry my pants when I got home. I think I'm in love babes.

Bisola:
Are you sure, cause this is the fifth time you'd be falling in love this month. You'll go and buy ordinary pure water and come back with water and phone number, are you sure you're alright like this?

Come sef,
You said he is extremely intelligent, that means you guys are already talking?

Maggie:
Erhm, not really. He just said hi and I replied.

Bisola:
He just said Hi and you've figured out already that he is extremely intelligent? Penis will not allow you to have sense again. Ode oshi. Anyways, Jonathan asked after you in church today.

Maggie:
Abeg Abeg, make church boy carry him leg find another road. I'm not ready to start praying and asking for forgiveness anytime we hug.

Anyways, I have two dates tomorrow.

One is with one fine boy I met on Twitter, his name is Alex, the date will be in the morning. The second one is in the evening, his name is Olu.

Bisola:
Ah! In this same country where people are looking for one, you already have morning and night shift. God please when??!

Written by: Onyekachukwu J. Gbadegesin